I know several women obsessed with Paul "Maca" McCartney of Beatles and Wings fame. Of course, they are ectstatic that he is divorcing the one-legged dancing with the stars chick. How best to get his attention, they wonder?
I suggested that they introduce themselves as "devoting their life to protecting Vegan, crippled, cute, preferably big-eyed African mammals maimed by land mines". That should hit that son of a gun right between the eyes.