Among the significant and mounting evidence that the United Nations and the flying monkeys that work for that august institution believe that we are complete and utter morons, comes this newsflash:
Clearly, mo' billions should now be spent towards researching this. Especially the more esoteric aspects of this laughably unscientific train of thought beyond just storm displacement of the poor. For instance, what about the important questions surrounding "changing" air pressure from our horribly "changing" climate on the human limbic system and potential driving mechanisms that could make women from ALL political and social classes whores, red-headed men juvenile pederasts, and partially explain the curious phenomenon that is Lady Gaga?
Or maybe we should just throw a bucket of water on that increasingly useless and dangerous institution and melt it away. "Melting, I'm melting!!!!"