Omigod! Like Al Gore, the totally cool guy who used to be vice president or something, is having his cool concert to save the planet from corporations warming the planet and stuff this weekend! Like, all of my friends are going to be watching it on TV. Mr. Gore has gotten the COOLEST rockers to support this, and they are hoping that over a billion people will watch it on TV! The rockers are flying in from all over the world to some of the 9 cities hosting this global extravaganza! I heard they are flying nearly a quarter million miles in total! That is true dedication! And they are going from the airport to the Arenas in Prius limos! How cool is that?
My friends tell me that the lighting for the shows is gonna be totally whack! These huge lights that create the most amazing light shows that they say you can see from the Moon!
I heard that soooo many politician people have been inspired by what one man, Al Gore, has done for peace and humanity and things like that, that Obama is working on an "Eat for those that Can't" eating contest to raise awareness of, like, hunger and stuff in Africa or wherever. You know, where people are hungry 'cause they might not have cars and stuff to get to a store or to a Dennys and stuff. Any way, make sure to watch it on TV! I'm watching it on a big screen and be online with all my friends texting about it. And don't forget to light your lighter in the cool anthem songs to show solidarity with the people who are getting hot!
These "Live Earth" concerts sure work quick.The Sydney concert has been going a few hours the temperature has dropped enough for me to turn on the heaters.Bit worried about accumulative results when all concerts are completed.Possibly will be able to build first igloo in Australia
Posted by: watty | July 07, 2007 at 12:24 AM
I assume this is another one of those concerts about starving people in Africa right? I mean, how many concerts we going to have before they are all either fed or starved to death one. And these big festival concerts blow anyway because every band plays only like a few songs that you get to see then its on to some band you never heard of. When they had LiveAid they cut the guitar solo out of Bohemian Rhapsody. I mean, like, come on.
That said, Al Gore must have 2 machine guns for a dick or something to get all these rockers to play for free and all, basically, from what I am to understand he's really respected for discovering the internet, I guess.
I remember his wife (Topper) doesn't like rock bands because they use cuss words, like Zappa in Dynamo Hum, is she forcing Al making them cut the cuss words out of the rappers stuff? Because, I mean, that doesn't really leave much unbleeped, its going to be like a base beat of bleeping going on.
Lastly, Al Gore kicked ass on Southpark playing ManBearPig. That was based on a true story, he does go around the country looking for Yetis and Bigfoot and whatnot.
Posted by: docweasel | July 07, 2007 at 02:57 AM
ManBearPig was brilliant! The irony of this concert is amazing. If Gore unmasked and said "See what idiots entertainers are?" at the end of the day, it would comprise the most significant performance art piece ever performed. Or he is a grandstanding idiot politician. You be the judge. Is this lost on the Nobel committee do you think?
Posted by: Open Choke | July 07, 2007 at 08:15 AM